Toon Terror Stalks Beantown?

Without much information to go on, my immediate gut reaction to the great Aqua Teen Hunger Force Terrorism Scare was that it was a bunch of BS hype. Looks like my gut was right. (O Wise Gut, is there anything you can't figure out?) I didn't finger Fox News right off the bat, but that too was pretty predictable, if I had given it a bit more thought. A nice twofer for the breathless Fox hypester morons, as it fits beautifully within a pair of their master narratives: the "War on Terror" and the "Culture War."

It's way past time to remember our FDR and calm down a little, or a lot, actually. This idiotic scaremongering gives support to a sentiment I've been meaning to express for some time: the terrorists have won.